Hi Mom! It's me, Tessa! Let me get right to the point...where the heck are you!?! Dad says we're going to visit my seester and then leaves without me and seester keeps saying something about this place called Hawaii, like that's suppose to mean something. That crazy dog is here and she keeps trotting around this place singing "That's my Mama, That's my mama" What a weirdo!
Anyway, I was a good girl when Dad left. I didn't even cry about it. Seester came home and gave me lots of love. On Wednesday though my nerves got the best of me. Seester left in the morning to go somewhere. She must go to the same place you do because she comes home later in the afternoon, just in time for for my nummies! Speaking of nummies. I ate some the crazy dogs food, I should have known better. My stomach got upset and I puked right by Chris' feet. He wasn't very happy with me.
Thursday was a good day though. I got lots of sleep and seester keeps crazy dogs food away from me now, just in case I have another moment of weakness. Chris left for one of those long trips like dad does, but seester was around to love me up and she scratches my butt a lot. I love that about her.
Friday Chris was home again and we took a nap at lunch time, I love a good crotch to lay in! Seester came home looking tired and wearing walking shoes....I was confused though, we didn't go for a walk.
Oh! and Saturday we took a long car ride! I was excited and made sure to annoy them the whole way. I thought they were bringing me home to see you but it turns out we were going to Grandma's house. It didn't look like any grandma of mine, but crazy dog kept singing "That's my Grandma! That's my Grandma!" I think something is wrong with her! I had fun though, there was a basket full of toys, a bone for me to chew, a new yard to poop in and lots of new smells!
Mom, Dad, I think it's time we talk about me moving out. I met someone today. He's really great, lots of energy, big ears that stand up, just like me and he is looking fine is all that black fur! I met him in Seester's backyard. We were outside moving around that white stuff, can you believe they still have some of that up here!? Well, before I knew this shadowy figure came sprinting full speed ahead and swept me off my feet. I wasn't afraid, so I didn't nip at him. I'm embarrassed to share but I even lifted my leg up for him. Naughty...I know...but it felt so right! By the way...it's Wednesday and it has now been over a week. When are you coming home?
~Tessa